A better, more appealing, and accurate title would be Sara Paxton In A Bikini, as she and said bikini are the only reasons to watch this movie. There's few sharks, even fewer shark attacks, and 75 per cent of the film takes place during the day. And these are PG-13 shark attacks done without the skill a master like Spielberg would bring to the table. If I'm watching a shark movie, I want shark attacks and lots of them. And they better be cool! Still, we do get Sara Paxton in a bikini, and she and the article of clothing save this from an Ugly. But it's still Bad.
If you're a 40 + white dude, like myself, you may remember a comic series called " The Adventures of Tintin ". I know I remember them. This series, dating back to 1929, got turned into a animated feature film by Steven Spielberg in 2011. After buying a model of ship called The Unicorn, teenaged journalist Tintin finds himself on adventure that will take him from the high seas, to the low deserts, and from the distant past to the present. With his trusty dog, Snowy, by his side, Tintin uncovers a story connecting two men across the centuries.. . The story is really quite good. It's well crafted, and high paced- with just enough slow moments to build and develop the world and the characters. This is the sort of adventure story you'd find in the old serials of the 1930's and '40's. In fact, it felt like it was the sort of tale that you'd find Indiana Jones undertaking. I found myself swept up, and swept along as our hero swung from one e...
BIKINI SAVES THE FILM!
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Sure does. Bikini saves a lot of things!
ReplyDeleteThe best review of this movie I have read thus far. Bravo. The movie was terrible but it had hot chicks running around in bikinis. Three of them I believe. or was it four? I can't remember I was too focused on Sara to care about the others. What a bangin body that woman has. Sara Paxton in a Bikini would have been a hit!
ReplyDeleteThanks for commenting! And glad you dig the review. I calls 'em like I sees em!
ReplyDeleteshe saved it for me too aso the black dude challenging a shark one on one with one arm was awesome.
ReplyDeleteThat was pretty cool too. I agree.
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