A better, more appealing, and accurate title would be Sara Paxton In A Bikini, as she and said bikini are the only reasons to watch this movie. There's few sharks, even fewer shark attacks, and 75 per cent of the film takes place during the day. And these are PG-13 shark attacks done without the skill a master like Spielberg would bring to the table. If I'm watching a shark movie, I want shark attacks and lots of them. And they better be cool! Still, we do get Sara Paxton in a bikini, and she and the article of clothing save this from an Ugly. But it's still Bad.
Summer approaches, inspiring thoughts of sunshine, backyard parties, and having a tip and sip with friends. With that in mind, I bring you this week sunny beverage. To make a slushtail, mix a can of frozen orange juice, a can of frozen lemonade (or limeade), a can of pineapple juice, a couple cups of black tea (or English Breakfast), and two cups of bourbon- such as Southern Comfort, in a pitcher. When it's all nicely mixed, put it in the freezer until it's a nice slushy consistency. Scoop the slush into a cocktail glass, and pour in some Sprite or 7-Up. Add a little umbrella for some frivolous fun, and a straw. Voila! Ready to enjoy. This is a very refreshing drink. The fruit juices, Sprite, and bourbon- when chilled makes for a great punch-like drink. The bourbon doesn't overwhelm juices. In fact, they are all nicely balanced in terms of flavors. The sourness of the citrus fruits contrasts well with the slightly sweeter Southern Comfort. It was refreshing enou
BIKINI SAVES THE FILM!
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Sure does. Bikini saves a lot of things!
ReplyDeleteThe best review of this movie I have read thus far. Bravo. The movie was terrible but it had hot chicks running around in bikinis. Three of them I believe. or was it four? I can't remember I was too focused on Sara to care about the others. What a bangin body that woman has. Sara Paxton in a Bikini would have been a hit!
ReplyDeleteThanks for commenting! And glad you dig the review. I calls 'em like I sees em!
ReplyDeleteshe saved it for me too aso the black dude challenging a shark one on one with one arm was awesome.
ReplyDeleteThat was pretty cool too. I agree.
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