Saturday, January 14, 2012

Micro Review: Shark Night 3D

A better, more appealing, and accurate title would be Sara Paxton In A Bikini, as she and said bikini are the only reasons to watch this movie. There's few sharks, even fewer shark attacks, and 75 per cent of the film takes place during the day. And these are PG-13 shark attacks done without the skill a master like Spielberg would bring to the table. If I'm watching a shark movie, I want shark attacks and lots of them. And they better be cool! Still, we do get Sara Paxton in a bikini, and she and the article of clothing save this from an Ugly. But it's still Bad.

6 comments:

  1. BIKINI SAVES THE FILM!

    LOL

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  2. The best review of this movie I have read thus far. Bravo. The movie was terrible but it had hot chicks running around in bikinis. Three of them I believe. or was it four? I can't remember I was too focused on Sara to care about the others. What a bangin body that woman has. Sara Paxton in a Bikini would have been a hit!

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  3. Thanks for commenting! And glad you dig the review. I calls 'em like I sees em!

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  4. she saved it for me too aso the black dude challenging a shark one on one with one arm was awesome.

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