Oh, and it has ninjas in it. Ninjas!
And a prostitute convinces this priest to use his ability to fight evil. And ninjas. A prostitute!
Fuck it, just watch the trailer.
This would probably be the worst movie ever made, if it wasn't clearly made with tongue placed firmly in cheek, and in the spirit of 70s grindhouse cinema. On that level alone, this is movie that must be seen here in The Basement. It must be!
And it's got ninjas! Ninjas!
The VelociPastor has a special advanced screening at Texas Frightmare Weekend on May 3, and then hits the home market in August. We've been promised an advance screener, and will watch this mofo then, so you don't have to.
Source: Wild Eye Releasing