We are a few short weeks away from The Velocipastor's release, and the fine folks at Wild Eye Releasing saw fit to unleash a first clip for the movie. So naturally, we're going to share it with you right now. Be warned, we don't get to see The VelociPastor in all his/its glory. This is a subtle (for a movie called The VelociPastor that is) scene that is actually pretty funny, and offers a glimpse at the film's campy sensibilities.

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I cannot make this shit up. I seriously can't. There is a movie coming out about a priest who turns into a dinosaur, and it's called The VelociPastor. Oh, and it has ninjas in it. Ninjas! And a prostitute convinces this priest to use his ability to fight evil. And ninjas. A prostitute!