We are a few short weeks away from The Velocipastor's release, and the fine folks at Wild Eye Releasing saw fit to unleash a first clip for the movie. So naturally, we're going to share it with you right now. Be warned, we don't get to see The VelociPastor in all his/its glory. This is a subtle (for a movie called The VelociPastor that is) scene that is actually pretty funny, and offers a glimpse at the film's campy sensibilities.

I cannot make this shit up. I seriously can't. There is a movie coming out about a priest who turns into a dinosaur, and it's called The VelociPastor. Oh, and it has ninjas in it. Ninjas! And a prostitute convinces this priest to use his ability to fight evil. And ninjas. A prostitute!

Some days it's tough to find interesting things to share with our fellow Basement Dwellers. On days like this, it's not. Below is the second preview for Zack Snyder's Sucker Punch, and it threatens to melt minds and eyeballs with rampant coolness. Not only is it even more fantastic to look at than the previous trailer, but it shares some of the story too. Yes, there is a story, which is as follows: a young girl is institutionalized by her wicked stepfather. Retreating to an alternative reality as a coping strategy, she envisions a plan which will help her escape from the facility. Sounds very Cinderella, only with ninjas, dragons, robots and hot babes kicking all kinds of ass. Not unlike a certain Jason Statham we talked about yesterday. Consider us sold. Sucker Punch stars Emily Browning, Abbie Cornish, Jena Malone, and Vanessa Hudgens. Currently in post production, the film is set to land in theaters in March 2011. Until then, feast on the awesomeness below! ...