Tuesday, June 4, 2013

The Expendables 3 gets a release date

You read about this already you say? Tough! You haven't heard the news Basement style!

So sit your ass down and deal with the fact that we're telling you the latest exercise in old people blowing shit up opens Aug. 15, 2014. And The Expendables 3 reunites series mainstays Sylvester Stallone, Jason Statham and Jet Li.

Along for the ride are Mickey Rourke, Wesley Snipes, Jackie Chan, and Nicolas *spits* Cage. Veteran action hottie Mila Jovovich is in negotiations to join the cast and rumour has it Fat Steven Seagal buried the hatchet with Stallone and could come on board.

Someone must have told him they're serving chicken.

No word yet on what it's about, but we don't really care. We've already marked the date on our respective Basement calendars, because that's what old people do.

Red Hill director Patrick Hughes helms the mayhem.

Source: We Got This Covered
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    1. Ugggggggh because they made another one? Because Cage is involved? Because we have to wait a year?

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    2. All of the above, I think. Sometimes, you just have to quit while you're ahead. Like the Fast & Furious movies.

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    3. Yeah, but you know you'll see it . . .

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