So, The Tent. How do I go about describing The Tent, the new apocalyptic horror movie from writer/director Kyle Couch? Or should I say "apocalyptic horror movie," as that's how it's presented but, by movie's end, we discover we've been sold a bill of goods, and The Tent isn't an apocalyptic horror movie at all. To spoil the film, or to not spoil the film? This is my struggle. Fuck it. The Tent is an apocalyptic horror movie for most of its running time, with subtle hints along the way to its true nature. And, during the film's final act, we learn it's actually a movie about a man coming to terms with the fact he has Alzheimer's. You read that right. This is a movie about a guy dying with Alzheimer's. So the monsters aren't really monsters, and the apocalypse isn't actually the apocalypse. For whatever reason -- likely the lure of making a buck -- Couch and company decided to dress their Hallmark Alzheimer's drama up as...