I have yet to endure The Human Centipede: Full Sequence. It's something I will watch, but intend to put off for as long as possible. Shawn dug the shit out of it, so that means I will catch it eventually. Just. Not. Right. Now. But Tom Six, the depraved mind who wrote and directed the first two movies, has promised a third and final chapter. On Twitter. His latest tweet is, and I quote: Yes twitters. What happened to Lindsay stuck in between two corpses in # THC and Martin's strange # THC2 ending?: I will reveal all in # THC3 Yup. Swiped that shit right of the page. Wanna fight about it? But the real question is, how many people really care to watch another Human Centipede movie? Knowing what us horror nerds are like, it doesn't matter if we care or not. Human Centipede 3 will get made, and we'll watch it. Stick with us! We'll keep you posted on the project as it develops. On an unrelated note: what is it with Six and that fucking hat!?!

Remember when I said I wasn't interested in a second version of ass-to-lips gore porn? Well, what kind of "B" movie critics would we be if we didn't look into something like this? The first hour is an incredibly dark look at the main character, Martin. Where his intent is to finish the Dr.'s work from the first film, except Martin is not a doctor,(completely opposite from the first movie actually) and is coined "mentally retarded" by his own family doctor.  Who isn't so awesome in the head, himself. This is not a scary movie. However, the things they didn't show in the first movie, (happened off screen) you see in full view, in this one.  All be it black and white.(Minus a nice treat at the end...*shudders*)  The black and white really didn't ruin it. This movie is pure gore porn.  The first hour wasn't bad, and if you are a genre-aholic, you'll dig it.  It is dirty, filthy, disturbing, and violent as fuck thrasher/killer st...