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Bad CGI Sharks stalk audiences this September

Wow! Just when you thought filmmakers were fresh outta new ideas, along comes the movie Bad CGI Sharks to prove us all wrong.

Check it: this is a flick where a magical muse brings a sharksploitation script to life, and the badly rendered shark goes after the two brothers who wrote it.

No bullshit. I didn't make any of that up. That's honestly what this movie is about. And to show you I'm right, here's the trailer for your eye holes:



Bad CGI Sharks is written and directed by Jason Ellsworth, Matthew Ellsworth and Matteo Molinari, and it hits Blu-ray, glorious VHS and SRS Cinema in late September. And we're gonna check it out, so you don't have to.


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