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Beware the Snow Beast!

Is this a remake of the uniformly terrible TV movie of the same name from the late 1977s? Who's too say. Does it look as shitty as the Bo Svenson "classic"? Yes, and that means Shawn and I will be watching Snow Beast at some point.

The latest film to feature the words snow and beast in the title stars Luke Duke himself John Schneider, Jason London and hotties Danielle Churchran and Kari Hawker (pictured). According to the boys over at Arrow In the Head and the film's official website, Snow Beast is scheduled for release August 29. Whether that's on SyFy or not remains to be seen, but Snow Beast feels like that kind of a movie.

Snowbeast version 1977 featured a ravenous sasquatch that terrorized a Colorado ski resort. The latest incarnation has a similar beast slaughtering animals and residents of a Canadian town. Judging from the trailer below, a lot of people get bitch slapped.

It's no secret Shawn and I dig movies like this. The badder the better. This looks pretty bad, but judge for yourself by clicking play on the trailer below.


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  1. You HAVE to let me know when you're watching this one man! I want... no... NEEEED to be there for it. LOL

    Oh... and I'll be back on Twitter for you guys this Friday! Woo Hoo!

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  2. You will not be left out of this viewing!! And that's great about twitter. Will send you the script!

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