And, for the most part, they do a pretty good job of it too. We get a solid backstory, some decent kills, ample gore, and that which is lacking in most horror movies these day -- sex and Female Chest Nudity!
The story follows a group of technology-dependent youth who go to an offline camp and face a sinister danger lurking in the woods. That danger is a pair of deformed killers who delight in stabbing, smashing and ripping our teenagers limb from limb.
Nothing too original here, other than the killers' backstory, which I won't spoil. And the offline camp idea is really just a modern spin on the traditional summer camp. So don't expect any social commentary or hidden agenda... even with a gay character included among the ranks.
But we do get lots of what we're here to see, as I stated already. Nobody Sleeps in the Woods Tonight is a bit long, given the kind of movie it is, and it's not really scary. So I'm gonna give it a Bad. Had it been more streamlined, and offered a few chills on top of the body count, it would've been better.