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Micro Review: The Expendables


Remember films like Commando, Missing In Action, Cobra, and Rambo? That's The Expendables in a nutshell. Plot? Who cares. Character development? Minimal. Pathos? Fuck off! This is man's movie. There's so much testosterone in this thing that I think my biceps will explode like the villains dispatched by Terry Crews' beautiful automatic shotgun. The action scenes in this thing are so awesome, well, I'm awesomed out by how awesome they are. The cameos by Willis and Schwarzenegger? Perfect. Did I mention the action scenes are awesome? Hollywood, take note: this is how you make an action movie. A pure action movie. A balls-to-the-wall, knife-in-the-throat, fist-to-the-face action film for people who grew up on them during the 80s. A Good review from The Basement on this one. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go eat a steak.
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  1. Michael StewartAugust 13, 2010 at 6:08 PM

    The only thing that would've made it a TRUE 80's action geeks fantasy would've been if Chuck Norris had made a cameo as well...

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  2. We Came from the BasementAugust 13, 2010 at 7:55 PM

    I think they asked, but Chuck declined. Same with Van Damme. Dumb move, in my opinion.

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