Well, not really. But that's the subject matter Ms. Vampy -- the world's one and only 110-year-old self-help guru -- tackles on the fourth episode of her latest web series . Ms. Vampy is of course the one and only Brooke Lewis, award winning scream queen and good friend to The Basement. If you haven't checked out Ms. Vampy's Love Bites, this is a good time to start. A new Ms. Vampy's Love Bites appears every week at MsVampy.net . Follow her on Twitter at @MsVampy . Source: Brooke Lewis Related articles DJ Frenzy - Visions of the Night Exclusive Early Look at Ms. Vampy's Love Bites Web Series Vampy M.O.T.D Vampy Lips & Patterned Blazer Scary Custom Munnies from J★RYU and Vampy for Kidrobot

It's What Movie Wednesday time again. And that can only mean one thing, that Mike S over at The Corner of Terror is ready to subject himself to one of the potentially shitty movies on the list below. And if there's one thing The S likes more than watching shitty movies, it's having you all vote on what movie he needs to watch. So here's this week's selections: 1. The Triangle (2005) 2. Witchcraft 13: Blood of the Chosen (2008) 3. Room 33 (2009) Now get on over to The Corner of Terror group page or fan page on Facebook and vote. Voting closes at 6:30 p.m. PST and the tweet along at @TerrorCorner begins at 7 p.m. PST. PS: I doubt the above picture of Triangle star Catherine Bell is from the actual movie. Nor do any of us in The Basement care. Just FYI.   Related articles Bookworm & Movie Lover - Twilight The Friday File: Tweet Beyond the Grave Top 5 Movie Clocks WEDNESDAY 13 - Life's A Grave, Now Dig It! Grave Encounters 2 (2012)...

It's What Movie Wednesday time again. And that can only mean one thing, that Mike S over at The Corner of Terror is ready to subject himself to one of the potentially shitty movies on the list below. Who are we kidding? They're all pretty shitty, but there's fun shitty, and not so fun shitty. So vote away, bitches! Mike S. prides himself on being able to endure the worst that the Cinematic Basement has to offer. Tonight's What Movie Wednesday selections are: 1. Twisted Sisters (2006); 2. Blood of Dracula's Castle (1969) 3. Anatomy of a Psycho (1961) Now get on over to The Corner of Terror group page or fan page on Facebook and vote. Voting closes at 6:30 p.m. PST and the tweet along at @TerrorCorner begins at 7 p.m. PST. The review hits his blog on Thursday.  

Every Friday night our mad twit Mike S from the Corner of Terror will shanghai The Basement's Twitter account and tweet along to a non- horror movie , all for your Internet pleasure. Cool, yes!?! We think so. On Feb. 1 he popped in the 1971 Clint Eastwood classic, Dirty Harry. Below are the wit and witticisms that made up his tweets. Enjoy! Mike S is signed in, and ready to tweet along to "Dirty Harry" (1971)- won't you join us? Nothing like starting a movie off with a sniper rifle pointed at the camera... # DirtyHarry   That chin... that hair... that squint behind those sunglasses... Clint Eastwood... # DirtyHarry   # SignsOfInflation : The killer is asking for only $100,000.00 not to kill again. Today it'd be a few million. # DirtyHarry "There's a madman loose..." I wonder how many movies have actually used that line. # DirtyHarry   # AwesomeLines :"When a naked man's chasing a woman down an alley with a knife ...

Comin' at yah from across the pond -- a little corner of the globe where people know a thing or two about scary stories -- come two tales guaranteed to put the FEAR into you. First up is Ciaran Foy's movie about an agoraphobic father who teams up with a renegade priest to save his daughter from the clutches of a gang of twisted feral children who committed an act of violence against his family years earlier. Scared yet? You should be. Then The Basement Dwellers travel back in time to 1921 England as hoax exposer Florence Cathcart visits a boarding school to explain sightings of a child ghost. OK. Now you're scared, right? Right!?!? Plus, Jason and Shawn take a few moments of their not-so-precious time to talk about movies that should be remade. That's right, there are a few flicks out there that could stand to be retooled a little bit, and the Basementites are going to tell you what they are. So tune in at 10 p.m. PST at 92.5FM CFBX Kamloops and on...