Are you a fan of the show Family Guy?  If not, and it offends you, GTFO. This was Seth Macfarlane's first kick, at the cat, on the big screen.  In terms of that, it was a solid "Chuck Norris roundhouse" of a kick.  Well for me anyways. I'm a fan of Family guy. I've always wondered what the hell Seth would do, without the boundaries of prime time T.V. Was not disappointed in the least. This was not Family Guy, either.  This was a story about a teddy bear brought to life, by a fucked up magical wish. Flash fucking Gordon.  Yeah, I said that.  He's in it.  Patrick Stewart as the narrator and even Tiffany (I Think We're Alone Now), was included, in a very disturbing way. The trailers are what scared me. I thought this might be like The Other Guys (starring Wahlberg), where the trailers showed all the funny bits.  Then the rest of the movie sucked. This was not the case here.  The parts they show in the trailers were just parts of ...

From the creator of Family Guy, comes a Marky Mark (WAHLBERG) adventure, with his teddy bear!? That's right. Teddy Bear. The film is called: Ted.  It opens in theatres in July. If you like Family Guy humor, then you might like this.  Although this is Rated R.  Seth MacFarlane, unleashed.  I have to say that coming out of trailer watching retirement was worth it for this trailer.  If the movie sucks, at least the trailer was funny as fuck! Trailer for your EYEHOLES.  Rated R.