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Review: Beyond White Space

This new sci-fi flick from special-effects guru Ken Locsmandi has been called Jaws in space and Moby Dick in space. Although fitting, the allusion does give one false hope for something fun and special.

Beyond White Space is one part Moby Dick in space, a little bit of a slasher movie, and even includes nods to Alien. And it sports some kick ass special effects and a decent cast, including a trio of the hottest ladies put on screen.

Yet despite the sum of its parts, this is a mess of a movie. The story doesn't flow; it just clunks along without generating any tension or retaining audience interest. Shawn summed it up when he said it felt like Locsmandi made the movie without any storyboards. Scenes start and stop without warning or flow.

This should have been a fun and exciting genre ride. All the material is there. The movie looks great, has a cool monster, a talented cast and, gonna say it again, some fine looking women. This flick should've popped! But, sadly, it doesn't.

And you don't even get to see White Space, let along go beyond it. Well, maybe right at the end, but by then we didn't care. This is a Bad for sure.
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  1. Strangeland ProductionsDecember 20, 2018 at 4:54 PM

    Ya i watched it, the special effects were were.Girls were hot.
    But it fell short.could have been really cool,it was made with no heart in it.

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    1. We Came from the BasementDecember 20, 2018 at 6:48 PM

      That is a good way to sum it up actually. No heart! Well said!!

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