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Jason and Shawn versus Saturday Morning Massacre and Storage 24

Saturday Morning Massacre

Jason: This is Scooby Doo for grownups. How so? Well, a group of meddling kids drive around in a van with their dog and debunk hauntings etc. One's a stoner, another's a rich dude, his hot girlfriend and there's a nerdy cute girl. Sounds pretty Scooby Doo to me! How much you enjoy Saturday Morning Massacre depends on how much you dig what it's selling. I liked the nods to Scooby Doo – including a chase scene ripped right from the cartoon – and enjoyed the massacre portion too. And yah, Josephine Decker has great legs. Worth the watch as a curiosity. And it helps to like Scooby Doo too! Good.

Shawn: I thought this was alright. It didn’t really leave a lasting impression. Legs. Man, she had great legs….Anyways, was a pretty well made Scooby adventure for adults with all the things you sorta hoped would happen in Scooby Doo, as you aged and began understanding….stuff.. I could almost watch this movie again, and as I think about it, for fun sake, might incorporate this into the Halloween season watchables. Gonna have to give this one a Good. Thanks for the titties, violence, scares sand drug-enduced Scooby Doo…

Storage 24

Jason: This could have been a great, low-budget monster flick, but instead we ended up with a boring, talky relationship movie with a monster in it. Epic fail! All the good stuff – except for the hot chicks – is in the second half of the movie. To get there we wade through 45 minutes of some whiny dude complaining about his failed relationship and fighting with his ex. If I'd wanted all this bullshit, I'd of watched a chick flick. This is an Ugly. The first Ugly I've watched in a long time. Even hot chicks and gore couldn't make it a Bad.

Shawn: I fucking hated this movie. I can’t even tell you. Holy shit. Translated without profanity, I loved Girl with the Dragon Tattoo more…and if you are a long-time Basement fan, you know how much that hurts. I don’t know if it was the story, the relationships, the lack of monster…even the final payoff…was more a of a letdown. Dunno. Hated this. UGLY.

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