Thursday, April 26, 2012

American Pie: Band Camp. Really Micro Review.

What the hell was I thinking. Did I honestly think this would have any of the charm, humor or chemistry of the original American Pies?

No I did not.  It looked like it sucked hot sweaty donkey balls.  That is what I expected.  That is what I got.

I'm surprised Eugene Levy signed up for it.  Same with the SHERMINATOR.

Story:  (weak)  Matt Stifler, the younger brother of Steve Stifler, is eager to enter the family business of making porn films. With them, he is hoping to win the approval of his older brother.  But, after playing a prank on the school band, the school's guidance counselor, Chuck Sherman, decides that he may be able to help reshape young Stifler, by sending him to band camp.

Wow, this was lame.  I knew it would be, but I was curious.  Being in the "B" movie bizzzz....I'm used to seeing an odd shit movie or two.  Man.  At least there was a boob or two in this.

I hated this movie and it takes its' place along side the Dragon tittied tattooed chick movie. Yes. That. Bad.


  1. I saw this on TV one night and I completely agree with you - it's shocking... cannot believe Eugene Levy starred in all these straight-to-DVD copies.

    - Joe

  2. Thanks for stopping by Joe! And Levy must have needed a new car or something!