Tuesday, October 11, 2011

The Month of Horror Day 11: The Return of the Living Dead Part II

Basement contributor Matt Bellamy has taken it upon himself to watch and review at least one horror movie a day for the month of October . . . because he's awesome that way! Yesterday he reviewed The Return of the Living Dead. Guess what he's reviewing today? And no looking at the title of the article either. That's cheating!

That's right, you thought a nuke could keep the zombies down? HA! They're back, and instead of being an undead nuisance in a cemetery and morgue, this time they've shuffled their way into the suburbs! A massive step down from the first movie, gone is the clever writing, appropriately hammy acting, and full frontal female nudity. Instead, we have annoying child actors, poor direction and what I'm pretty sure is a Michael Jackson zombie at one point. So Matt, if you're slagging on the movie so much then why are you putting yourself through it? Why watch this piece of garbage? I'm a trooper, that's why, and I love me some zombie movies! Bring it on!

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