Nothing says the work week is over like a couple of brews, some violent bloodshed and a pair of boobies. Throw in a cast that includes Denzel Washington , Mark Wahlberg , Bill Paxton , and the hotness that is Paula Patton (and her boobs) and you've got a winner, right? Right? A DEA agent and a naval intelligence officer find themselves on the run after a botched attempt to infiltrate a drug cartel . While fleeing, they learn the secret of their shaky alliance: Neither knew that the other was an undercover agent . Truth is, 2 Guns isn't as much fun as it should've been. Yes, Washington and Wahlberg have a great chemistry, Paula Patton is hot and shows her boobs, and Paxton owns every scene he's in. But, and this is a heavy but for an action flick, there just isn't enough on-screen carnage to satisfy my end-of-the-week bloodlust. Yes, there's a lot to enjoy in 2 Guns. And I did like my one watch for sure. But I'm not sold on the idea of watching...

Let's face it, it's Friday night. Y'all got beer to drink, movies to watch, and places to be. So we're not going waste a lot of your time. And what better way not to waste your time than with a new pic of Amber Heard from the upcoming grindhouse sequel Machete Kills, due out Oct. 11? Here you go: Very nice. Heard plays a character called, appropriately enough, Miss San Antonio in the flick, which brings back scary dude Danny Trejo as Machete. This time he's recruited by the U.S. government to battle his way through Mexico in order to take down an arms dealer who looks to launch a weapon into space. Just cause we're all about equal opportunity here in The Basement, we're gonna close with a pic of main bad dude Mel Gibson. Yup, Mad Mel plays a bad guy in The Expendables 3 AND Machete Kills. Good for Mel! Machete Kills also stars Jessica Alba , Michelle Rodriguez , Sofia Vergara , Antonio Banderas and Charlie Sheen as the President of the United S...