Then the tweeting ended, for reasons we can't remember. But, given a recent self pledge to kick things up a notch here on the site, I figured I'd pick a flick at random -- in this case Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse -- and see if I still had it in me. The experiment occurred last night and involved many beers.
The end results are the tweets below. I stand by what I tweeted, and will hang by what I said too. Enjoy:
Any flick that opens with a janitor singing air band and licking his nipple can't be all bad #ScoutsGuideToTheZombieApocalypse
"D.O.D. Dod? What kind of name is Dod?" #ScoutsGuideToTheZombieApocalypse
One thing The Simpsons taught me is sticking your hand in a vending machine leads to all kinds of trouble #ScoutsGuideToTheZombieApocalypse
"Jesus Christ you hood fucked Bambi!' #ScoutsGuideToTheZombieApocalypse
Old people wielding hedge clippers are a force to be reckoned with. #ScoutsGuideToTheZombieApocalypse
Holy crap! @DumontSarah earned her badge as hottest bad ass chick ever and all she did was bootleg beer! #ScoutsGuideToTheZombieApocalypse
Because of course you're going to sneak into a strip bar during a zombie apocalypse. #ScoutsGuideToTheZombieApocalypse
Actually, re previous tweet, I would do that if still under age. #ScoutsGuideToTheZombieApocalypse
And yes, the zombie bouncer would have chased after me too. #ScoutsGuideToTheZombieApocalypse
"I just wanted to see some titties!" Amen kid. #ScoutsGuideToTheZombieApocalypse
Nudity. Gore. Profanity. Seriously hot bad ass chick in @DumontSarah. Not a bad Saturday night flick. #ScoutsGuideToTheZombieApocalypse
"Did I just drop acid or are they signing Brittney Spears with a zombie?" #ScoutsGuideToTheZombieApocalypse
Dig how this flick wears its 80s horror/comedy conventions on its sleeve. Well played. #ScoutsGuideToTheZombieApocalypse
Zombies bouncing on a trampoline while two people make out. Seen it all. #ScoutsGuideToTheZombieApocalypse
Just saw a zombie wearing a Yolo shirt and a dude hold onto a zombie's dick. Really seen it all! #ScoutsGuideToTheZombieApocalypse
Never let the hot chick ride off alone. Just sayin'. A matter of manly principle. #ScoutsGuideToTheZombieApocalypse
Zombie . . . cats!?! Really really seen it all! #ScoutsGuideToTheZombieApocalypse
Final fight. Weed whacker. 'Nuff said. #ScoutsGuideToTheZombieApocalypse
Thus ends our tweet along to #ScoutsGuideToTheZombieApocalypse. Thanks for tuning in. Stick with us!
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