I'm not going to pretend that I understand how all this social media stuff works, but Jebus bless it for giving us all kinds of cool shit to write about.
First we got all the sexy pics of hot actresses from Machete Kills strutting their stuff online. Now we've got the crew of the Evil Dead remake tweeting about the film's rating etc. As Ash would say, groovy!
Speaking of groovy, Ash himself -- Bruce Fucking Campbell -- tweeted today that the Evil Dead remake will hit a week early. That's April 5 to be exact. Apparently we demanded it. Not sure who "we" are. But there you go.
Don't believe me? Check out this screen capture, bitches!
There. Who's laughing now!?!?
Mia, a young woman struggling with sobriety, heads to a remote cabin with her brother and three friends, where the discovery of a Book of the Dead leads them to unwittingly summon up demons living in the nearby woods.
We await with bated breath. Really, we do.
Source: Twitter
First we got all the sexy pics of hot actresses from Machete Kills strutting their stuff online. Now we've got the crew of the Evil Dead remake tweeting about the film's rating etc. As Ash would say, groovy!
Speaking of groovy, Ash himself -- Bruce Fucking Campbell -- tweeted today that the Evil Dead remake will hit a week early. That's April 5 to be exact. Apparently we demanded it. Not sure who "we" are. But there you go.
Don't believe me? Check out this screen capture, bitches!
There. Who's laughing now!?!?
Mia, a young woman struggling with sobriety, heads to a remote cabin with her brother and three friends, where the discovery of a Book of the Dead leads them to unwittingly summon up demons living in the nearby woods.
We await with bated breath. Really, we do.
Source: Twitter
No one demanded this and if they did they are some 14 year old fool who needs to get a life and realise true beauty exists in this world and a cartoon poster drawn by an infant won't pass for the Mona Lisa. As for the whole rating debate - they sell it to us like it's the most hardcore, gory, violent thing ever made (because we're all a bunch of sadists and don't require invention or creativity just lots of blood) and then they pussy out with the MPAA and make it an R so children can watch their oh-so-violent film. I. CALL. BULLSHIT.
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