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The Hoff talks Piranha 3DD

David Hasselhoff has to rank right up there with William Shatner, Adam West and Christopher Walken as one of the most self aware stars of all time. He knows why he's famous, he knows his best days are likely behind him, and he remains relevant by playing to that. As a result, he's pretty much as popular now as he ever was. Below is a featurette of The Hoff talking his latest role . . . playing himself in the upcoming sequel, Piranha 3DD. Hasselhoff clearly isn't taking himself seriously anymore, so why should anyone else. And I say good on him! This is two minutes well spent, and it's fucking funny as fuck! Piranha 3DD stars The Hoff, Katrina Bowden, Danielle Panabaker, Gary Busey, and Christopher Lloyd. It'll achieve a limited release in theatres June 1.

No body is safe in this Piranha 3DD poster

You can't fault the makers of the new Piranha franchise for exploiting the films' assets -- boobs, hot chicks and killer fish. Did we mention boobs? So it should come as no surprise that Dimension Films is playing to all three strengths with the poster for Piranha 3DD, which hits theatres and VOD on June 1. Feast your eyes on this! We thought you'd dig that. Chesty hot chick with killer fish. There your go. The Basement provided a preview for your eye holes a couple of weeks back, and the John Gulager-directed sequel does look like it will be a lot of fun, at least as much fun as the Alex Aja remake was. And it's got the presence of Katrina Bowden, Danielle Panabaker, David Hasselhoff, Gary Busey, and Christopher Lloyd. Ah, hell. Just watch the preview again and enjoy! Trailer for Piranha 3DD at Listal

The red band Piranha 3DD trailer

More boobs, more blood, Ving Rhames with guns for legs and The Hoff. What more do you need to know about Piranha 3DD? Alexandre Aja's Piranha 3D was a fun, sexy ride with ample nudity and gore. The John Gulager directed sequel looks to offer more of the same, which isn't a bad thing in The Basement's books. This time around the prehistoric fish travel from Lake Victoria to the newly opened water park Big Wet. What happens next leaves little up to the imagination. Christopher Lloyd is back alongside Rhames. And The Hoff is joined to fellow newcomers Danielle Panabaker, Katrina Bowden and the insanity that is Gary Busey. I think he bites off a piranha's head, which guarantees my ass in a seat when Piranha 3DD opens June 1.