Back after a lengthy absence, this Retro Reviewer felt compelled to return after viewing Lucio Fulci's 1981 "haunted house" thriller, The House by the Cemetery. Drawn to the film because I -- like most horror fans -- love a good haunted house story, this reviewer was shocked and awed to find the flick more of a slasher movie with supernatural undertones than your typical haunting on film. The plot follows the Boyle family, who move to a mansion near Boston so the father can conduct some research. But the son, Bob, begins interacting with a young girl who helps him -- and the family -- unlock a sinister secret in the basement. As I alluded to, the audience gets a horror mashup that delivers on all counts. On the slasher front, we get Female Chest Nudity within the first 30 seconds, and oodles of kills; all gory as EFF! The House by the Cemetery has some of the best slasher murders ever put on film, and it doesn't shy away from the red stuff. RESPECT! Also, the killer i...