Regular listeners know one gal Shawn is gaga for -- other than his awesome wife of course -- is Michelle Rodriguez . So it's only fitting that I post this, the latest, poster for the upcoming sequel Machete Kills . That's right, Michelle Rodriguez is back as Shé, Machete's sexy and tough-as-nails sidekick. Joining her and main dude Danny Trejo are Mel Gibson, Charlie Sheen, Edward James Olmos , Cuba Gooding Jr. , Demian Bechir, Amber Heard (above), Sofia Vergara , Antonio Banderas, Alexa Vega , Vanessa Hudgens, William Sadler, Jessica Alba, Zoe Saldana, Marko Zaror , and Lady Gaga . Whew. I've said it before and will say it again, that's quite a cast. But enough about them, on to the poster: Machete Kills his way into theatres, with Rodriguez's help, on Sept. 13. Source: AMC Theatres Facebook Related articles First Ridiculous Trailer for MACHETE KILLS Machete Kills Lots of People in New Trailer Michelle Rodriguez Stars in New Machete Kills C...

It's rare when one image combines two things we enjoy so much here in The Basement -- boobs and guns! Literally, it doesn't get any cooler than this new poster from Machete Kills. The boobs and guns in question belong to Modern Family's own Sofia Vergara , who plays a character named Desdemona in the Mexploitation sequel Machete Kills . We don't really need to know much more than that. Enjoy the boobtastic image: Now that we're able to move on, Vergara is joined by Danny Trejo , Michelle Rodriguez , Mel Gibson, Jessica Alba, Demian Bichir , Amber Heard , Alexa Vega , Zoe Saldana, William Sadler, Edward James Olmos , Charlie Sheen, Elise Avellan and Electra Avellan . Robert Rodriguez produces. Machete Kills his way onto theatre screens Sept. 13. Source: Empire Online Related articles Sofia Vergara Takes A Note From Katy Perry In 'Machete Kills' Poster sofia vergara fires bullets from her boobs in new machete kills poster 'Machete Kil...

Wasn't that long ago that we, fine purveyors of nerd porn that we are, brought you a Twitter pic of hottie Alexa Vega from the set of Machete Kills. Now, thanks to Rolling Stone, we've got a slightly more  . . . revealing one. Don't worry, this production still is still suitable for work -- unless your boss is a prude. It features more of the 24-year-old former spy kid in the role of Killjoy. Still no word on who Killjoy is or what part she plays in the madness that is sure to be Machete Kills. OK, I'll shut up and let you look at the picture. Vega is joined by Machete himself, Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez, Mel Gibson, Jessica Alba , Demian Bichir, Amber Heard, Sofia Vergara, Zoe Saldana, William Sadler, Edward James Olmos, Charlie Sheen, Elise Avellan and Electra Avellan. Robert Rodriguez produces and Alvaro Rodriguez directs. What's it about? The U.S. government recruits Machete to battle his way through Mexico in order to take down an arms dealer ...

In what's really nothing more than an excuse to show a picture of a hot chick, we've scored (stole really) this image of Alexa Vega: Former Spy Kid from the upcoming grindhouse sequel Machete Kills.  The star uploaded the image to her Twitter stream, and she is certainly all growed up -- unlike me, for making comments like that. No word yet on who Killjoy is or how she fits into the whole crazy plot of Machete Kills.  Vega is joined in the mayhem by Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez, Mel Gibson, Jessica Alba, Demian Bichir, Amber Heard, Sofia Vergara, Zoe Saldana, William Sadler, Edward James Olmos, Charlie Sheen, Elise Avellan and Electra Avellan. The whole thing comes from producer Robert Rodriguez of course. Machete Kills follows ex-federale Machete (Trejo), as he's recruited by the U.S. government to stop a terrorist named Mendez the Madman, who happens to be Mexico’s leading cartel dealer. The flick is due out next year.