I cannot make this shit up. I seriously can't. There is a movie coming out about a priest who turns into a dinosaur, and it's called The VelociPastor. Oh, and it has ninjas in it. Ninjas! And a prostitute convinces this priest to use his ability to fight evil. And ninjas. A prostitute!

A frustratingly simple-minded film that raises a bunch of interesting ideas and then discards them in favour of unoriginal bone-crunching violence. We've seen a lot of this before -- the dark, futuristic city, barren wasteland, and creepy monsters -- and none of it is used effectively here. Attempts are made to elevate Priest into new territory, but director Scott Stewart and writer Cory Goodman were intent on making more of the same. The only interesting aspects are Karl Urban's over-the-top villain and Lily Collins's cleavage. Otherwise, pretty boring stuff. A Bad from me on this.